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"Your bag wiggles"
"Is that a magic mallet in your bag of holding, or are you just happy to see me?"
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Who shall claim victory?!
Answer: NINJA!
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Sams Monologue: American Gods (Paperback edition); Neil Gaiman. Pgs 394-395
If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, paste this to your signature.
Artists You Should Know: :iconBastet44: :iconrufftoon: :iconsnape
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you can reach the stars if you just believe
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***Expect the unexpected...***
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Avec panache !
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Read new episodes of my comic Ben & Winslow every Friday on Defenestration Magazine: [link]
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.-Mark Twain
"do you like apples?"
"yea, I like apples"
"well, I got her number- HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!??"
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